http://www.color-wheel-pro.com/color-meaning.html

http://crystal-cure.com/color-meanings.html

I also searched the color of curiousity–and “they” say yellow.

A Doctor, Yoga instructor, Pastors, neighbors even the odd LCSW; eventually they all come to me. I even have a sign-off for the info forwarded to any and all through e-mails; or the printed page, “Information provided by, “Cids House of Useless Knowledge”.

For someone who fought the urge to even allow a computer into their home, I’ve absolutely made up for those lost years wandering through the wilderness. But I say let’s not hide our expertise under a keyboard or rock, let’s form a club and have jackets made; but make sure they look better than the green ones they’ll hand out in April in Augusta. Here you go, there’s opening, “Green Jackets from the Masters, what do they look like?”

Yup, love looking up crazy stuff–and I’m usually the family go-to for celebrity questions–“How old IS _____?” or “Is _____ still alive?”

Every day in my office one of us will ask a question and everyone spends a few seconds trying to answer it until I say “Let’s ask the Internet.”

And don’t get me started with the diagnosing…in my world, all Google symptom searches lead to cancer or liver failure.

Kudos to my friend Gracie who led me to your blog.

I had one of my random mind-wandering,almost-out-of- body experiences in church yesterday: I heard some reference from the pulpit about “Christianity being more than giving your life to Jesus and then just tying a knot at the end of your rope and hanging on” which made me wonder if you’re just hanging there swinging on this rope or are you having to kick the Devil out of the way and why would you not climb said rope UP toward Heaven as opposed to,y’know’ just hanging there. And then I thought:”Well,here we go,just like a bunch of ball bearings rolling on a steel table-there goes my concentration.”

(SIDEBAR-This is not at all unusual. Normally the voices in my head go more like:

“Did I leave the door to the laundry room closed so the dog can’t get out? Oh my, her skirt is so SHORT! Was that thunder? Who is that singing so loud? I’ve got to ask her if her mother is still in the hospital. I think I know that lady from school but if I turn around and look at her it will be kinda awkward…”

And that’s all before the first prayer.)

So,I had to come home and google an image for “ball bearings” to see if it is indeed possible for them to roll off in a 1000 different directions. And then,for obvious reasons I googled “Adult onset ADD”. Which made me wonder about dementia. You know, any connection there? Then to other brain disorders which somehow ended up at “beheadings” which was right up my alley anyway what with all this Tudor history floating around in my head…

Wait, what was the question?

I will Google anything and everything—–all the mysteries of the universe can be found out on the internet! Just today I have Googled Roboform (a program that automatically enters your personal info on forms), a recipe for hot and sour soup (demonstrated by a real pro Chinese chef), Eddie Rabbit (a sad case that one), China’s ghost cities (creepy), and assorted supplements that are reported to make one lose weight without dieting and exercise. Sometimes I lie in bed and something pops into my head and I have to get up and Google it!

Tori, is it just me, or is Googling getting harder now? You used to enter a word or two and up popped a list of links to click on and VOILA! You find just what you’re looking for! But now, you get weird stuff pop up and you were right about those “bunny trails”! Why are they making it harder? I suppose there’s a logical reason, but I can’t imagine……….

I know! I’ll Google it!