AND, HELLO – BOB! DON’T RECALL SEING YOU HERE, BUT THEN AGAIN, I HAVE BEEN ON ALOT OF PAIN MEDS!

“Dear L’Oreal,

You are missing a huge opportunity for product placement, here. It’s like we’re doing your job FOR you. And you’re welcome.

Love, Tori and Bob

Marketing geniuses behind the new L’Oreal ‘Gospel Star Wannabe’ Facial Hair Generater”

One thing I would like to stress. DO NOT get this on your hands, or you will be trying out for “cave man” parts for Geico.

Thank you! Now, back to my violent movie and ESPN.

~ Bob

jonny

You guys and girls have totally cracked me up! Thanks I needed the laugh, it is Monday ater all

I will be buying this (Loreal Product)! Tori, remember the time you totally sold me on the Food Saver? I told you they should hire you to be their spokesperson because their sales would sky rocket. I drove Troy crazy until I finally bought one So, I totally trust you when you recommend something. I have watched those commercials Brooke is on and the side effects just are not worth it.

Jonny hope you are feeling better. Hang in there and take care of yourself.

Slender tone thing? hmmmm I think I might have to pass on that one?

mimix6boyz: Let me know how it goes.

rachelbaker: Yeah, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The *good* news is, it kinda sneaks up on you!

DELIVERED: Give me a little time to get myself together– it’ll come!

jonny: What is the deal with God wasting luxurious eyelashes on boys, anyway?! And yes, you should always stick around, this blog is TOTALLY preparing you for the next woman in your life… And I sure hope you are feeling better now.

chillybean: I’m hoping that’s true, too!

Stribet Kat: Yes, my experience is that pictures ALWAYS help where husbands are concerned.

LindaB: If the L’Oreal execs had a brain in their head they would immediately change the name to Lash Fertilizer! And that Slendertone thing is more than a little scary…

bettyrwoodward: Congratulations on your wonderful eyelashes– and I totally think you and LindaB should get together as soon as possible!

delightedabroad: It’s good mascara, isn’t it?

MostlySunny: HAHAHAHA! Yep, that list sounds just about right!

anna: OK, how sweet are you? (Actually, Russ is the one with the really good hair in the family! And he uses Nexxus products. And way too much hairspray.)

heffa: Well, my knees have not exactly started sagging– yet. But in my 30’s, my godmother told me all about it and I’ve never been able to get it out of my head. I fully expect to wake up some morning and find out they’re hanging down somewhere around my ankles. *shudders*

Tori, nothing could have prepared me for saggy knees!!!!!! what a shocker at what age should I be preparing myself for this, does it creep up on you slowly!
Yoer review was fab had me smiling all the way through

GREAT! I’ll just tell my husband that the pastor’s wife told me to leave it up! It makes a spiritual statement! (He won’t go for the “prettiness” factor.)

You’re the pastor’s wife, aren’t you? No excuses for you to miss church, huh? Can you come out and play after the service tomorrow? I’m lonely and bored. And I’m putting off doing something I should have done weeks ago—–take my Christmas tree down. You don’t think it’s too early, do ya? And at what point in time is it advisable to just leave it up for next Christmas? July?

Just think, Tori, you could sit at your computer writing blog entries and reading other’s blogs, and exercise your muscles at the same time! Not that you need it—–you’re young and perfect—-but to check it out for us. And according to them, it would help you STAY young and perfect.

Here’s the link to their website:

http://www.slendertoneusa.com/

I wonder if Poli-grip makes an eyelash product? Something to help them hold on a little longer?

1. Macy’s – more Spanx in various sizes and colors
2. New bras – underwire, industrial strength, lets-keep-the girls-in-their-place-and-off-the-floor brand
3. Another box of Essence (L’Oreal?) for the hair – medium brown
4. New bathing suit – full body contouring
5. Bathing suit cover up
6. Underwear with tummy control
7. Pantyhose – super tummy control
8. Blouse – long sleeved – what are those wings under my arms?
9. Arch supports
10. Anything else I’ve forgotten?

But thanks for tellin’ us about the L’Oreal eyelash fertilizer! I’m gettin’ some of that soon as I can get up to WalMart! You are always thinkin’ ’bout us, aren’t ya? If I get that stuff and it really works, and suddenly I have thick lush long eyelashes, which I’ve never had in my whole life BTW, what will I do with the rest of me??? My eyelashes will disown the remaining body parts! But it’s worth the risk! Thanks again.

Your not the only one who’s sung that tune, sister! Hmmm, just thought of something. If you are flesh from our flesh, a rib apparently, maybe you are also lash from our lash… one of the bottom lashes… hhmmmm*

And, if I didn’t stick around to the bitter end of a post with all of you, how in the world would God ever prepare me for the woman of my life!?! There’s soooo much to benefit from here = )

* Above lash remark made under the duress of male sexist comment made by original topic post-er = )

Hubby will now have a mission and will be grateful that a picture was posted. That he braves Wal-Mart in my stead is a huge blessing. I’m sure he’ll have a tale to tell when he returns.

…and I’ve always pondered why the male folks get the beautiful lush lashes! Smiling that jonny stuck around for the full post…kudos!

And, I agree with D, it was informative as well as entertaining for at least one male who stuck aound. See, I actually got a little editing eye-candy along the way, “**(SEE, guys-that-stuck-aound-anyway– that wasn’t too bad was it?”

Actually, my eye-lashes have been one of my more complimented, envy provoking, features as well. I just may have to keep this in mind when I get as old as Tori there = )